We’re back! Put on your comfy slippers, slip on that drinking jacket, slide into your big comfy chair, and join Drew and Danny as they Human Guinea Pig Chicago’s most infamous drink, Malort. Just so you know your special, they sip some Besk as a bonus.
No one-star movie review this week but we will be back regularly with new episodes that include a movie and a challenge.
So glad to see you again, you look marvelous, and haven’t aged a bit. If your hometown in known for a special drink that you’d like us to try on the podcast, let us know at firstname.lastname@example.org or drop us a DM on Twitter or Instagram @hgppodcast.
This week’s special guest is Matt the Brit and on this episode Drew Human Guinea Pig’d going to the dentist for the first time in 10 years and only the second time in 18 years. We then reviewed the 1996 Corbin Bernsen thriller, The Dentist. Strap up and open wide as we drill into a brand new episode of the Human Guinea Pig Podcast.
HGP Challenge: returning to the dentist after 10 years
1-Star Movie: The Dentist (1996)
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This week we bring you an episode with a Grecian flair. Drew and #1 Fan Harrison Human Guinea Pig’d Blue Zeus, male vitality pills they found in a London pub bathroom, and told Danny about their experience. Drew, Danny, and #1 Fan Harrison then reviewed Arnold Schwarzenegger’s first ever film, Hercules in New York. At this point you’re probably realizing why the title of this episode makes sense but also why we had so much fun on the episode.
HGP Challenge: Blue Zeus, male vitality pills sold in the bathroom of at least one London pub.
1-Star Movie Review: Hercules in New York, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s first film.
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It’s cold in Chicago so we’re doing cold things. This week Drew, Danny, and special guests, Kelly and Jerry, Human Guinea Pig’d everyone’s favorite Winter Olympic sport, curling! We then reviewed the coldest of Batman movies, Batman & Robin.
HGP Challenge: Curling
1-Star Movie Review: Batman & Robin (you know, the one with George Clooney and Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze)
Thanks for listening. Write us at email@example.com or @hgppodcast on Twitter and Instagram and tell us what you like to do when it’s 10°F.
This week, Drew returned from a trip to Iceland and brought back our latest challenge. On this episode Drew, Danny, and special guest, #1 Fan Harrison, Human Guinea Pig’d fermented shark and washed it down with the Black Death. Drew also made it to Jolly Ol’ England and made his family try it too; tune in to hear their reaction. We then reviewed probably the most underrated of all the Turkish Tarkan movies.
Human Guinea Pig Challenge: Hákarl (fermented shark) and Brennivín (an Icelandic Schnapps aka Black Death)
1-Star Movie Review: Tarkan versus the Vikings
Thanks for listening. As always, you can reach us on Twitter and Instagram @hgppodcast and via email at firstname.lastname@example.org. Please rate us and subscribe on iTunes, we’d love to hear from you.
All good things must come to an end, and bad things even more so. This week Drew, Danny, and special guest, Matt the Brit, discuss the end of their 30-day Jawzrsize challenge. Tune in to find out if anyone ended up with the chiseled jaw-line of an ancient Roman bust or if everyone simply ended up ancient and busted. There is no movie review this week but we did revisit episode 17’s challenge, Vulva. Find out why.
HGP Challenge: the end of the 30-day Jawzrsize challenge
1-Star Movie Review: none this week
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Round and round like a wheel on the open road, the podcast continues, spinning comedy gold. This week Drew tells Danny about the time he Human Guinea Pig’d a 100 mile bicycle ride. We then reviewed a movie about a different kind of long distance ride, Death Race 2000.
HGP Challenge: a 100 mile bicycle ride (aka a Century Ride)
1-Star Movie Review: Death Race 2000 (from 1975)
Thank you for listening. As always, if you have any comments, questions, or suggestions you can find us on Twitter or Instagram @hgppodcast or email us at HGPpodcast@gmail.com.
This week we try to do the impossible and beat meat. Drew isn’t sure that he can and Danny tried twice. On this episode Drew and Danny HGP’d the Impossible Burger. We then reviewed a movie about another substance trying to be something it’s not, The Stuff. We were also joined in the studio by #1 Fan, Harrison, doing his best Burt Reynolds impression.
HGP Challenge: The Impossible Burger
1-Star Movie Review: The Stuff
If you’ve tried The Impossible Burger, The Beyond Burger, or Beast Meat let us know your thoughts. You can reach us on Twitter and Instagram @hgppodcast. As always, thank you for listening!
A wild-eyed man once told us there are three ways you win at podcasting, you make them quit, you knock them out, or you…wait, no, that’s how you win the Kumite in Bloodsport, my bad.
This week Danny Human Guinea Pig’d kickboxing then told Drew all about his glorious debut. The guys also talked about Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bolo Yeung, and Frank Dux during their 1-Star Movie of Bloodsport.
HGP Challenge: Kickboxing
1-Star Movie Review: Bloodsport
If you’ve ever found yourself in a mysterious underground fighting tournament we’d love to hear about it. Or, if you happen to know Donald Gibb and how to contact him let us know by emailing us at hgppodcast @gmail.com or DM’ing us on Twitter or Instagram @hgppodcast. Thanks for listening!
This week we hatch a funky new episode as Drew, Danny, and special guests Kelly and Jerry Human Guinea Pig’d Balut — a partially fertilized duck egg. Then we reviewed one of the biggest stinkers of the 1980’s, Howard the Duck. We also spent some time riffing on yiffing, so all of you plush listeners will want to stay tuned for that.
HGP Challenge: Balut — a partially fertilized duck egg
1-Star Movie Review: Howard the Duck
Thanks for listening. As always, you can find us on Twitter and Instagram @hgppodcast and via email at email@example.com. You’ll definitely want to see photos from this challenge on Instagram.