It’s cold in Chicago so we’re doing cold things. This week Drew, Danny, and special guests, Kelly and Jerry, Human Guinea Pig’d everyone’s favorite Winter Olympic sport, curling! We then reviewed the coldest of Batman movies, Batman & Robin.
HGP Challenge: Curling
1-Star Movie Review: Batman & Robin (you know, the one with George Clooney and Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze)
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This week, Drew returned from a trip to Iceland and brought back our latest challenge. On this episode Drew, Danny, and special guest, #1 Fan Harrison, Human Guinea Pig’d fermented shark and washed it down with the Black Death. Drew also made it to Jolly Ol’ England and made his family try it too; tune in to hear their reaction. We then reviewed probably the most underrated of all the Turkish Tarkan movies.
Human Guinea Pig Challenge: Hákarl (fermented shark) and Brennivín (an Icelandic Schnapps aka Black Death)
1-Star Movie Review: Tarkan versus the Vikings
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All good things must come to an end, and bad things even more so. This week Drew, Danny, and special guest, Matt the Brit, discuss the end of their 30-day Jawzrsize challenge. Tune in to find out if anyone ended up with the chiseled jaw-line of an ancient Roman bust or if everyone simply ended up ancient and busted. There is no movie review this week but we did revisit episode 17’s challenge, Vulva. Find out why.
HGP Challenge: the end of the 30-day Jawzrsize challenge
1-Star Movie Review: none this week
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Round and round like a wheel on the open road, the podcast continues, spinning comedy gold. This week Drew tells Danny about the time he Human Guinea Pig’d a 100 mile bicycle ride. We then reviewed a movie about a different kind of long distance ride, Death Race 2000.
HGP Challenge: a 100 mile bicycle ride (aka a Century Ride)
1-Star Movie Review: Death Race 2000 (from 1975)
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This week we try to do the impossible and beat meat. Drew isn’t sure that he can and Danny tried twice. On this episode Drew and Danny HGP’d the Impossible Burger. We then reviewed a movie about another substance trying to be something it’s not, The Stuff. We were also joined in the studio by #1 Fan, Harrison, doing his best Burt Reynolds impression.
HGP Challenge: The Impossible Burger
1-Star Movie Review: The Stuff
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A wild-eyed man once told us there are three ways you win at podcasting, you make them quit, you knock them out, or you…wait, no, that’s how you win the Kumite in Bloodsport, my bad.
This week Danny Human Guinea Pig’d kickboxing then told Drew all about his glorious debut. The guys also talked about Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bolo Yeung, and Frank Dux during their 1-Star Movie of Bloodsport.
HGP Challenge: Kickboxing
1-Star Movie Review: Bloodsport
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This week we hatch a funky new episode as Drew, Danny, and special guests Kelly and Jerry Human Guinea Pig’d Balut — a partially fertilized duck egg. Then we reviewed one of the biggest stinkers of the 1980’s, Howard the Duck. We also spent some time riffing on yiffing, so all of you plush listeners will want to stay tuned for that.
HGP Challenge: Balut — a partially fertilized duck egg
1-Star Movie Review: Howard the Duck
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Are you tired of being told to eat your fruits and vegetables? Are you fed up with your spouse’s vegan diet and juice cleanse? Then this episode is for you. This week Drew and Danny encountered dangerous plants and deadly fruit when they Human Guinea Pig’d Kratom then reviewed Attack of the Killer Tomatoes for their 1-Star Movie Review. Tune in to find out how we almost lost a host — it’s exactly who you think.
HGP Challenge: Kratom
1-Star Movie Review: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
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This week we whet your appetite with an arresting new episode. Drew and Danny Human Guinea Pig’d Prison Loaf. It’s a meatless loaf served to punish prisoners and we take you through every step from creation, consumption, to…evacuation. We then review a movie about bad ass 80’s women in prison who have more things to worry about than the food. We hope our listeners are dog people.
HGP Challenge: Prison Loaf
1-Star Movie Review: Reform School Girls
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Our summer vacation is over and we are back with a perky new episode. This week Drew and Danny talk about what it was like when they Human Guinea Pig’d giving up coffee for a month. Has Drew become a new man? Did Danny survive being deprived the life-giving nectar of the gods? Is Drew going to turn around and do something similar again? Will Danny be able to stop him? Find out by listening to the show!
HGP Challenge: Giving up coffee for a month
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