Episode 34: Kickboxing

A wild-eyed man once told us there are three ways you win at podcasting, you make them quit, you knock them out, or you…wait, no, that’s how you win the Kumite in Bloodsport, my bad.

This week Danny Human Guinea Pig’d kickboxing then told Drew all about his glorious debut. The guys also talked about Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bolo Yeung, and Frank Dux during their 1-Star Movie of Bloodsport.

HGP Challenge: Kickboxing

1-Star Movie Review: Bloodsport

If you’ve ever found yourself in a mysterious underground fighting tournament we’d love to hear about it. Or, if you happen to know Donald Gibb and how to contact him let us know by emailing us at hgppodcast @gmail.com or DM’ing us on Twitter or Instagram @hgppodcast. Thanks for listening!

 

Episode 33: Balut

This week we hatch a funky new episode as Drew, Danny, and special guests Kelly and Jerry Human Guinea Pig’d Balut — a partially fertilized duck egg. Then we reviewed one of the biggest stinkers of the 1980’s, Howard the Duck. We also spent some time riffing on yiffing, so all of you plush listeners will want to stay tuned for that.

HGP Challenge: Balut — a partially fertilized duck egg

1-Star Movie Review: Howard the Duck

Thanks for listening. As always,  you can find us on Twitter and Instagram @hgppodcast and via email at hgppodcast@gmail.com. You’ll definitely want to see photos from this challenge on Instagram.

Episode 32: Kratom

Are you tired of being told to eat your fruits and vegetables? Are you fed up with your spouse’s vegan diet and juice cleanse? Then this episode is for you. This week Drew and Danny encountered dangerous plants and deadly fruit when they Human Guinea Pig’d Kratom then reviewed Attack of the Killer Tomatoes for their 1-Star Movie Review.  Tune in to find out how we almost lost a host — it’s exactly who you think.

HGP Challenge: Kratom

1-Star Movie Review: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

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Episode 31: Prison Loaf

This week we whet your appetite with an arresting new episode. Drew and Danny Human Guinea Pig’d Prison Loaf. It’s a meatless loaf served to punish prisoners and we take you through every step from creation, consumption, to…evacuation. We then review a movie about bad ass 80’s women in prison who have more things to worry about than the food. We hope our listeners are dog people.

HGP Challenge: Prison Loaf

1-Star Movie Review: Reform School Girls

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Episode 30: Coffee

Our summer vacation is over and we are back with a perky new episode. This week Drew and Danny  talk about what it was like when they Human Guinea Pig’d giving up coffee for a month. Has Drew become a new man? Did Danny survive being deprived the life-giving nectar of the gods? Is Drew going to turn around and do something similar again? Will Danny be able to stop him? Find out by listening to the show!

HGP Challenge: Giving up coffee for a month

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Episode 29: Camping

This week Drew and three special guests, Larry, Travis, and #1 Fan Harrison, bring you our first ever on-location episode as they Human Guinea Pig’d back country camping while scaling a mountain. Tune in to hear about Drew’s encounter with wild animals and his near death experience. You’ll also hear our three special guests share their knowledge about how to take care of certain normal human functions while camping in the wilderness.

HGP Challenge: back country camping

1-Star Movie Review: sorry folks, no electrical outlets while camping

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Episode 28.5: Pins and Needles, part 2

In the second half of this episode Drew, Danny, and Special Guest Elle bring you our 1-Star Movie Review of Golden Needles, a 70’s Hong Kong heist flick with flamethrowers, cobras, and adorable dogs on boats. We also go over the latests installments of Tips from Me Mum; our World Famous Props, Corrections, Additions, and Omissions; and our Picks of the Week.

If you have any stories about acupuncture or Chinese medicine we’d love to hear about it and maybe even include it in an After Effects segment of a future episode. Get in touch with us via email at hgppodcast@gmail.com or on Twitter or Instagram @hgppodcast. Don’t forget to subscribe and review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

Episode 28: Pins and Needles

This week we go deep — at least three inches — to bring you a prickly new episode of the podcast. Drew and Danny Human Guinea Pig’d acupuncture and Special Guest Elle, our subject matter expert, helped us understand what we experienced. In part two of the episode we review a mobster heist movie about a magical acupuncture statuette. Come and get your Qi right by listening to this episode.

Human Guinea Pig Challenge: Acupuncture

1-Star Movie Review: The Golden Needles

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Episode 27: Coffee Kick-off

Constipation. Irritability. Cramping. Vomiting. Anxiety. Insomnia. By the time you listen to this episode we may be experiencing one or all of the above. That’s because this week Drew and Danny start to Human Guinea Pig, giving up coffee for a month. We’ll provide updates over the next few episodes.

This episode continues with a review of a movie that will also keep you up at night, Kingdom of the Spiders, starring that one guy from those cheap travel ticket commercials and that old science-fiction tv show.

HGP Challenge: Giving up coffee for a month

1-Star Movie Review: Kingdom of the Spiders (starring William Shatner)

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Episode 26.5: Catfish, part 2

In the second half of this episode we bring you our 1-Star Movie Review of White Chicks; Tips from Me Mum; our World Famous Props, Corrections, Additions, and Omissions; and our Picks of the Week.

If you have any stories about catfishing or your attempts to find the fountain of youth we’d love to hear about it and maybe even include it in an After Effects segment of a future episode. Get in touch with us via email at hgppodcast@gmail.com or on Twitter or Instagram @hgppodcast. Don’t forget to subscribe and review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!