Episode 20: Alley

This week we bring you an action packed episode filled with back ends and bad racks, double wood and bottom weights; Drew gets complimented on his form and Danny talks about his entry angle… Danny Human Guinea Pig’d a bowling league and discussed his experience with Drew. Then the guys reviewed a movie set in a bowling alley that’s filled with sorority girls, nerds, wishes, and a magical imp.

HGP Challenge: joining a bowling league

1-Star Movie Review: Sorority Babes in the Slime Bowl-O-Rama

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Episode 19: Shave

This week we bring you a hot, smooth, potentially dangerous, yet bump-free episode. Drew Human Guinea Pig’d a hot shave and lived to tell Danny all about it. The guys then discussed a short film by Martin Scorsese about a gruesome shave with perhaps an alternate meaning.

Disclaimer: hot shaves have been around for much longer than Danny and his irrational fears.

HGP Challenge: Hot Shaves (Check out Joe’s Barbershop in Chicago if you’re looking to have Drew’s experience)

1-Star Movie Review: The Big Shave

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Episode 18: Bang Bang

This week the guys take aim and open fire on a powerful new episode. Drew and Danny Human Guinea Pig’d machine guns and discussed their experience with #1 fan Harrison. We then reviewed an Italian action flick that’s part Mad Max and Raiders of the Lost Ark with a splash of Lethal Weapon.

HGP Challenge: machine guns at Lock and Load Miami

1-Star Movie Review: Raiders of Atlantis

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Episode 17: Sniff

Humans are able to detect 1 trillion different scents. Women have a better sense of smell than men. Each person has their own distinct odor. This week Drew, Danny, and special guest Erika Human Guinea Pig’d Vulva Original, a scent that is advertised as smelling like the real thing. The awkwardness continued with our 1-Star Movie Review where we discussed Showgirls, a high-profile flop from the mid-90’s with its own unique aroma.

HGP Challenge: Vulva Original, a manufactured scent

1-Star Movie Review: Showgirls

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Episode 16: Oxygen

Imagine a soft, cool breeze off the shore of Lake Michigan. Imagine the air tinged with the scent of spruce and cedar…Now imagine that same air shoved up your nostrils for a fee, as you sit in a hipster cafe or antiseptic medical office. This week Drew and Danny Human Guinea Pig’d oxygen bars. The guys also welcomed back Chico for a discussion of the week’s 1-Star Movie Review.

HGP Challenge: oxygen bars

1-Star Movie Review: The Last Airbender

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Episode 15.5: Oddities, part 2

Episode 15’s discussion of oddities continues with our 1-Star Movie Review. Drew, Danny, and Josh the Neighbor reviewed a movie about an odd bed. A movie about a bed so odd that the man who directed the movie forgot he ever made it. During the episode we also find out that Josh the Neighbor is more qualified to host a podcast than Drew and Danny and that he has at least one thing in common with Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

1-Star Movie Review: Death Bed: The Bed that Eats

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Episode 15: Oddities, part 1

Come and knock on our door, Drew and Danny’s waiting for you, and in the tradition of old sitcoms hits, we introduce Josh the Neighbor. He’s the Larry to Danny’s Jack Tripper. The Wilson to Drew’s Tim Taylor. The podcast’s own Fred Rogers.

This week Drew, Danny, and Josh the Neighbor Human Guinea Pig’d oddity stores and in particular, discussed Drew’s visit to Chicago’s oddities landmark, Woolly Mammoth Antiques and Oddities. It’s the kind of place where you can find wreaths made of human hair, animal skulls, and antique medical instruments. We highly recommend a visit. There was so much to discuss that we saved our 1-Star Movie Review for part 2.

HGP Challenge: Oddity Stores (Woolly Mammoth Antiques and Oddities is located in Chicago at 1513 W. Foster, their website is woollymammothchicago.com)

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Episode 14.5: Protest, part 2

Episode 14 continues with Drew and Danny discussing their 1-Star Movie Review for the week, the award-winning Ghosts Can’t Do It. The movie co-stars Mr. Bigly himself, the Easy D, Donald “SEE YOU IN COURT” Trump. You won’t want to miss this review, it’s a great review, probably the best review ever, I mean you know, i’ve seen all the reviews, all of them, this one is the best.

1-Star Movie Review: Ghosts Can’t Do it.

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