Episode 32: Kratom

Are you tired of being told to eat your fruits and vegetables? Are you fed up with your spouse’s vegan diet and juice cleanse? Then this episode is for you. This week Drew and Danny encountered dangerous plants and deadly fruit when they Human Guinea Pig’d Kratom then reviewed Attack of the Killer Tomatoes for their 1-Star Movie Review.  Tune in to find out how we almost lost a host — it’s exactly who you think.

HGP Challenge: Kratom

1-Star Movie Review: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

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Episode 31: Prison Loaf

This week we whet your appetite with an arresting new episode. Drew and Danny Human Guinea Pig’d Prison Loaf. It’s a meatless loaf served to punish prisoners and we take you through every step from creation, consumption, to…evacuation. We then review a movie about bad ass 80’s women in prison who have more things to worry about than the food. We hope our listeners are dog people.

HGP Challenge: Prison Loaf

1-Star Movie Review: Reform School Girls

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Episode 28.5: Pins and Needles, part 2

In the second half of this episode Drew, Danny, and Special Guest Elle bring you our 1-Star Movie Review of Golden Needles, a 70’s Hong Kong heist flick with flamethrowers, cobras, and adorable dogs on boats. We also go over the latests installments of Tips from Me Mum; our World Famous Props, Corrections, Additions, and Omissions; and our Picks of the Week.

If you have any stories about acupuncture or Chinese medicine we’d love to hear about it and maybe even include it in an After Effects segment of a future episode. Get in touch with us via email at hgppodcast@gmail.com or on Twitter or Instagram @hgppodcast. Don’t forget to subscribe and review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

Episode 28: Pins and Needles

This week we go deep — at least three inches — to bring you a prickly new episode of the podcast. Drew and Danny Human Guinea Pig’d acupuncture and Special Guest Elle, our subject matter expert, helped us understand what we experienced. In part two of the episode we review a mobster heist movie about a magical acupuncture statuette. Come and get your Qi right by listening to this episode.

Human Guinea Pig Challenge: Acupuncture

1-Star Movie Review: The Golden Needles

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Episode 27: Coffee Kick-off

Constipation. Irritability. Cramping. Vomiting. Anxiety. Insomnia. By the time you listen to this episode we may be experiencing one or all of the above. That’s because this week Drew and Danny start to Human Guinea Pig, giving up coffee for a month. We’ll provide updates over the next few episodes.

This episode continues with a review of a movie that will also keep you up at night, Kingdom of the Spiders, starring that one guy from those cheap travel ticket commercials and that old science-fiction tv show.

HGP Challenge: Giving up coffee for a month

1-Star Movie Review: Kingdom of the Spiders (starring William Shatner)

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Episode 26: Catfish

On this week’s episode what we see is not exactly what we get. Drew dove face first into the fountain of youth when he Human Guinea Pig’d Just for Men, facial hair dye. He recounts his experience with Danny and a returning special guest. In the second half of the episode the guys review a farcical comedy about two brothers trying to be someone they aren’t.

HGP Challenge: Just for Men, facial hair dye

1-Star Movie Review: White Chicks

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Episode 25.5: Indianapolis, part 2

Nicholas Cage won an Oscar for Best Actor, Tom Sizemore has been in hits like Saving Private Ryan, Mario Van Peebles directed New Jack City, yet somehow they all came together to make this episode’s 1-Star Movie Review. Join us as we continue Episode 25 by reviewing U.S.S. Indianapolis: Men of Courage then bring you Tips from Me Mum, our World Famous Props, Corrections, Additions, and Omissions, and our POWs (picks of the week).

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Episode 25: Indianapolis, part 1

This week we venture into a mysterious land that attracts fast cars, alien trees, and the country’s finest saxophonists. On this episode Drew Human Guinea Pig’d a weekend in Indianapolis and came back with tales that he shared with Danny, Chico, and special guest Chad, a native Hoosier. In the second half we review a movie about a different Indianapolis starring big-name actors, made by a well-known director, about a World War II tragedy, that somehow ends up being less interesting than the city.

HGP Challenge: a weekend in Indianapolis

1-Star Movie Review: U.S.S. Indianapolis: Men of Courage

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Episode 24.5: Swinging Beef, part 2

If the HGP Challenge in part 1 didn’t make you squeamish (quick recap, we ate animal testicles) then you’ll want to stay tuned for our 1-Star Movie Review in part 2. We discuss Blood Diner, a campy horror movie from 80’s where just about every other body part is on the menu. We also bring you our World Famous Props, Corrections, Additions, and Omissions, and our POW (pick of the week).

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Episode 24: Swinging Beef, part 1

Happy Birthday to us! It’s our one-year anniversary and this week we go balls out to bring you an ancient Roman experience that today is practiced from the prairies of Western Canada to the Wild West of the U.S.  In the ultimate test of the saying that everything tastes better fried, Danny Human Guinea Pig’d Rocky Mountain Oysters and shared his mouth watering experience with Drew and Chico. Yes, Chico is back!

Be sure to come back for the second half of this extravaganza because in part 2 we bring you our 1-Star Movie Review, World Famous Props, Corrections, Additions, and Ommisions, and our POW.

HGP Challenge: Rocky Mountain Oysters

1-Star Movie Review: Blood Diner

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