Episode 39: Jaws Continued

All good things must come to an end, and bad things even more so. This week Drew, Danny, and special guest, Matt the Brit, discuss the end of their 30-day Jawzrsize challenge. Tune in to find out if anyone ended up with the chiseled jaw-line of an ancient Roman bust or if everyone simply ended up ancient and busted. There is no movie review this week but we did revisit episode 17’s challenge, Vulva. Find out why.

HGP Challenge: the end of the 30-day Jawzrsize challenge

1-Star Movie Review: none this week

Thank you for listening. You can contact us as HGPpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Twitter and Instagram @hgppodcast.

Episode 38: Century Ride

Round and round like a wheel on the open road, the podcast continues, spinning comedy gold. This week Drew tells Danny about the time he Human Guinea Pig’d a 100 mile bicycle ride. We then reviewed a movie about a different kind of long distance ride, Death Race 2000.

HGP Challenge: a 100 mile bicycle ride (aka a Century Ride)

1-Star Movie Review: Death Race 2000 (from 1975)

Thank you for listening. As always, if you have any comments, questions, or suggestions you can find us on Twitter or Instagram @hgppodcast or email us at HGPpodcast@gmail.com.

Episode 36: Jaws

Ok, hear us out on this one. So, there is a ball, that you put in your mouth every other day, that can supposedly sculpt you jawline and neck. We know. We know how it sounds but it’s a real product. This week Drew, Danny, and special guest, Matt the Brit, kick-off 30 days of HGP’ing the Jawzrsize Facial Toner. We then review Sharknado, you know, ‘cuz Jaws…and sharks…you get it.

HGP Challenge: Kicking-off 30 days of using the Jawzrsize Facial Toner

1-Star Movie Review: Sharknado

Thanks for listening. We hope you liked the bonus accent impressions that Matt brought to the podcast. That posh British accent impression was cool, oh, and that even poshier British accent impression was dope too. My favorite was that killer Australian accent he did. It’s like we had Russell Crowe on the podcast (I know…that’s the joke).*

 

*Yes, we know Russell Crowe is from New Zealand. Seriously, it’s not fun when we have to explain these things.

Episode 35: Redheaded Glut

It’s common knowledge that gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins, and that all redheads are inherently evil. So what happens when you combine the two? You get this week’s episode. This week Drew, Danny, and special guests Kelly and Jerry, Human Guinea Pig’d eating the entire value menu at Wendy’s. We then reviewed the worst animated movie of all-time, Food Fight!

HGP Challenge: eating the entire value menu at Wendy’s.

1-Star Movie Review: Food Fight!

Ever get up to shenanigans at a fast food restaurant? Let us know, we’ll keep it anonymous. You can contact us at HGPPodcast@gmail.com or on Twitter and Instagram @hggppodcast. Thanks for listening!

Episode 34: Kickboxing

A wild-eyed man once told us there are three ways you win at podcasting, you make them quit, you knock them out, or you…wait, no, that’s how you win the Kumite in Bloodsport, my bad.

This week Danny Human Guinea Pig’d kickboxing then told Drew all about his glorious debut. The guys also talked about Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bolo Yeung, and Frank Dux during their 1-Star Movie of Bloodsport.

HGP Challenge: Kickboxing

1-Star Movie Review: Bloodsport

If you’ve ever found yourself in a mysterious underground fighting tournament we’d love to hear about it. Or, if you happen to know Donald Gibb and how to contact him let us know by emailing us at hgppodcast @gmail.com or DM’ing us on Twitter or Instagram @hgppodcast. Thanks for listening!

 

Episode 33: Balut

This week we hatch a funky new episode as Drew, Danny, and special guests Kelly and Jerry Human Guinea Pig’d Balut — a partially fertilized duck egg. Then we reviewed one of the biggest stinkers of the 1980’s, Howard the Duck. We also spent some time riffing on yiffing, so all of you plush listeners will want to stay tuned for that.

HGP Challenge: Balut — a partially fertilized duck egg

1-Star Movie Review: Howard the Duck

Thanks for listening. As always,  you can find us on Twitter and Instagram @hgppodcast and via email at hgppodcast@gmail.com. You’ll definitely want to see photos from this challenge on Instagram.

Episode 31: Prison Loaf

This week we whet your appetite with an arresting new episode. Drew and Danny Human Guinea Pig’d Prison Loaf. It’s a meatless loaf served to punish prisoners and we take you through every step from creation, consumption, to…evacuation. We then review a movie about bad ass 80’s women in prison who have more things to worry about than the food. We hope our listeners are dog people.

HGP Challenge: Prison Loaf

1-Star Movie Review: Reform School Girls

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Episode 30: Coffee

Our summer vacation is over and we are back with a perky new episode. This week Drew and Danny  talk about what it was like when they Human Guinea Pig’d giving up coffee for a month. Has Drew become a new man? Did Danny survive being deprived the life-giving nectar of the gods? Is Drew going to turn around and do something similar again? Will Danny be able to stop him? Find out by listening to the show!

HGP Challenge: Giving up coffee for a month

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Episode 28.5: Pins and Needles, part 2

In the second half of this episode Drew, Danny, and Special Guest Elle bring you our 1-Star Movie Review of Golden Needles, a 70’s Hong Kong heist flick with flamethrowers, cobras, and adorable dogs on boats. We also go over the latests installments of Tips from Me Mum; our World Famous Props, Corrections, Additions, and Omissions; and our Picks of the Week.

If you have any stories about acupuncture or Chinese medicine we’d love to hear about it and maybe even include it in an After Effects segment of a future episode. Get in touch with us via email at hgppodcast@gmail.com or on Twitter or Instagram @hgppodcast. Don’t forget to subscribe and review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

Episode 28: Pins and Needles

This week we go deep — at least three inches — to bring you a prickly new episode of the podcast. Drew and Danny Human Guinea Pig’d acupuncture and Special Guest Elle, our subject matter expert, helped us understand what we experienced. In part two of the episode we review a mobster heist movie about a magical acupuncture statuette. Come and get your Qi right by listening to this episode.

Human Guinea Pig Challenge: Acupuncture

1-Star Movie Review: The Golden Needles

Thanks for listening! You can find us on Instagram and Twitter @hgppodcast or you can email us your stories of being poked at hgppodcast@gmail.com.