We’re back! Put on your comfy slippers, slip on that drinking jacket, slide into your big comfy chair, and join Drew and Danny as they Human Guinea Pig Chicago’s most infamous liqueur, Malort. Just so you know you’re special, they sip some Besk as a bonus.
No one-star movie review this week but we will be back regularly with new episodes that include a movie and a challenge.
So glad to see you again, you look marvelous, and haven’t aged a bit. If your hometown is known for a special drink that you’d like us to try on the podcast, let us know at email@example.com or drop us a DM on Twitter or Instagram @hgppodcast.
This week’s special guest is Matt the Brit and on this episode Drew Human Guinea Pig’d going to the dentist for the first time in 10 years and only the second time in 18 years. We then reviewed the 1996 Corbin Bernsen thriller, The Dentist. Strap up and open wide as we drill into a brand new episode of the Human Guinea Pig Podcast.
HGP Challenge: returning to the dentist after 10 years
1-Star Movie: The Dentist (1996)
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This week we bring you an episode with a Grecian flair. Drew and #1 Fan Harrison Human Guinea Pig’d Blue Zeus, male vitality pills they found in a London pub bathroom, and told Danny about their experience. Drew, Danny, and #1 Fan Harrison then reviewed Arnold Schwarzenegger’s first ever film, Hercules in New York. At this point you’re probably realizing why the title of this episode makes sense but also why we had so much fun on the episode.
HGP Challenge: Blue Zeus, male vitality pills sold in the bathroom of at least one London pub.
1-Star Movie Review: Hercules in New York, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s first film.
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It’s cold in Chicago so we’re doing cold things. This week Drew, Danny, and special guests, Kelly and Jerry, Human Guinea Pig’d everyone’s favorite Winter Olympic sport, curling! We then reviewed the coldest of Batman movies, Batman & Robin.
HGP Challenge: Curling
1-Star Movie Review: Batman & Robin (you know, the one with George Clooney and Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze)
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Round and round like a wheel on the open road, the podcast continues, spinning comedy gold. This week Drew tells Danny about the time he Human Guinea Pig’d a 100 mile bicycle ride. We then reviewed a movie about a different kind of long distance ride, Death Race 2000.
HGP Challenge: a 100 mile bicycle ride (aka a Century Ride)
1-Star Movie Review: Death Race 2000 (from 1975)
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Ok, hear us out on this one. So, there is a ball, that you put in your mouth every other day, that can supposedly sculpt you jawline and neck. We know. We know how it sounds but it’s a real product. This week Drew, Danny, and special guest, Matt the Brit, kick-off 30 days of HGP’ing the Jawzrsize Facial Toner. We then review Sharknado, you know, ‘cuz Jaws…and sharks…you get it.
HGP Challenge: Kicking-off 30 days of using the Jawzrsize Facial Toner
1-Star Movie Review: Sharknado
Thanks for listening. We hope you liked the bonus accent impressions that Matt brought to the podcast. That posh British accent impression was cool, oh, and that even poshier British accent impression was dope too. My favorite was that killer Australian accent he did. It’s like we had Russell Crowe on the podcast (I know…that’s the joke).*
*Yes, we know Russell Crowe is from New Zealand. Seriously, it’s not fun when we have to explain these things.
It’s common knowledge that gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins, and that all redheads are inherently evil. So what happens when you combine the two? You get this week’s episode. This week Drew, Danny, and special guests Kelly and Jerry, Human Guinea Pig’d eating the entire value menu at Wendy’s. We then reviewed the worst animated movie of all-time, Food Fight!
HGP Challenge: eating the entire value menu at Wendy’s.
1-Star Movie Review: Food Fight!
Ever get up to shenanigans at a fast food restaurant? Let us know, we’ll keep it anonymous. You can contact us at HGPPodcast@gmail.com or on Twitter and Instagram @hggppodcast. Thanks for listening!
A wild-eyed man once told us there are three ways you win at podcasting, you make them quit, you knock them out, or you…wait, no, that’s how you win the Kumite in Bloodsport, my bad.
This week Danny Human Guinea Pig’d kickboxing then told Drew all about his glorious debut. The guys also talked about Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bolo Yeung, and Frank Dux during their 1-Star Movie of Bloodsport.
HGP Challenge: Kickboxing
1-Star Movie Review: Bloodsport
If you’ve ever found yourself in a mysterious underground fighting tournament we’d love to hear about it. Or, if you happen to know Donald Gibb and how to contact him let us know by emailing us at hgppodcast @gmail.com or DM’ing us on Twitter or Instagram @hgppodcast. Thanks for listening!
This week we hatch a funky new episode as Drew, Danny, and special guests Kelly and Jerry Human Guinea Pig’d Balut — a partially fertilized duck egg. Then we reviewed one of the biggest stinkers of the 1980’s, Howard the Duck. We also spent some time riffing on yiffing, so all of you plush listeners will want to stay tuned for that.
HGP Challenge: Balut — a partially fertilized duck egg
1-Star Movie Review: Howard the Duck
Thanks for listening. As always, you can find us on Twitter and Instagram @hgppodcast and via email at email@example.com. You’ll definitely want to see photos from this challenge on Instagram.
Are you tired of being told to eat your fruits and vegetables? Are you fed up with your spouse’s vegan diet and juice cleanse? Then this episode is for you. This week Drew and Danny encountered dangerous plants and deadly fruit when they Human Guinea Pig’d Kratom then reviewed Attack of the Killer Tomatoes for their 1-Star Movie Review. Tune in to find out how we almost lost a host — it’s exactly who you think.
HGP Challenge: Kratom
1-Star Movie Review: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
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